college chicks are SO hot

A couple of weeks ago at I work I announce to my co-workers (who are all women) “well, I’ve got something I have to say. I know I don’t really talk too much about my personal life but this could impact my life here at work a little.”

I paused a little and was rather surprised at how intently my three co-workers were focused on what I was saying.

And in a full, deliberate voice I announce, “I’ve decided to sleep with a college girl.”

Lilly’s jaw gaped open… astonished at what I had just said.  Roxanna whispered out an “oh my God.” and then covered her mouth. Norma dropped her head into her hand.  It was almost like two of the  three monkeys that are the see, hear and speak no evil monkeys.

Ok, so this is a cheap and shameless attempt to spike the WP stats a little, although it is a true story.

I spilled the beans and admitted that although I was going to soon be sleeping with a really hot college girl, that college girl is my wife.

Yep, The Deistette is going back to school to finish her undergrad degree… hopefully.  Cross your fingers for us.  It’s going to be a long road and hopefully our budget can sustain us being poor college kids for the next three years.  She starts on Monday.

Of course, I can’t help but want to say this to The Boy.

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4 responses to “college chicks are SO hot

  1. nuggetsandpearls

    Hi Julian, you’ve won something – check out my forthcoming blog for the details…

  2. nuggetsandpearls

    Ha ha, great post – you sound like a right tease! Nice to see you supporting her, I got nothing but ear-ache and a guilt trip when I returned to further education some years ago! Good for you.

  3. How is it going with the Deistette in college again?

  4. Ombud! hey man… long time no hear.
    Well, thanks for asking. It’s going ok now that we’ve kind of gotten into the groove of it. ANNNND… that’s she dropped one of her classes and the tax preparer’s class she was taking at Liberty Tax.

    Hey, Amuirin and I are doing NaNoWriMo. You ever thought of doing it? It starts in three hours! C’mon!

    NaNo! NaNo! NaNo! NaNo!

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